smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist

don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam

SMOKEELY

when you smell smoke but it isn't smoke it's air

DO you smell smokeely

smoke some poop

The act of a smoking meth.

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

give up smoking

A nicer way to phrase the act of dying.

If John's cancer comes back he'll probably give up smoking.

Smoke Mardeljano

Serbian rapper, made some good songs like "Neka Kako Bude", "Pozitiva" and also is featured on "Tu Smo".

Guy 1: Wake up dude, new Smoke Mardeljano song just droped
Guy 2: Holy shit, no way!

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”