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Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

by Chris isgay Davis January 4, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.

When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.

by bob michallison January 3, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


throw a turd and call it serving caviar

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017


Drop a Turd like Amber Heard

When you defecate Aggressively, as an offensive maneuver, or in any weaponized manner, as first used by the Ronin, and later popularized by Amber Head.

"Dick was being a dick, so I decided to drop a turd like Amber Heard on that prick. Let's say the resale value on his truck is gonna stink.

by WarOfTheFanboys May 4, 2022

74๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shut up turd face

what to tell someone who is trying to wake u up, or what u tell someone who is getting on your nerves

Jason: Wake up baby
Rachel: Shut up Turd Face!!!!!

by Jason&Rachel October 16, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


between a turd and a wet place

A more descriptive version of a sticky situation. "Between a rock and a hard place" doesn't really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating.

"I really don't know what to do. My girlfriend thinks I can't commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. If I don't go, she's going to break up with me. But if I do go to the meeting, her mother will likely remember that one night stand I had with her a year ago--and that's really going to be trouble. I'm really between a turd and a wet place here."

by H. Bobs September 4, 2014

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž