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five

i fucked 5 guys

i fucked five boys last night

by not daveeeeeeee May 14, 2024


Five

A lyin ass mf that thinks he's cool and thinks girls define how cool or popular he is. Assumes he is good at sports but gets hit in the face once and starts crying.

dates girls to get over another- Five

by FingerLickinGood05 December 13, 2019


Five

The 58 year old drama queen from The Umbrella Academy

"Who's that adorable kid from The Umbrella Academy?"
"Oh that's Five. And he's actually 58."

by scaredpottah? February 24, 2019


FIVE

You have five fingers on your hand just count

What number is that

Oh it number five

by #13 rocks May 2, 2018


pyramid high five

where two males bang a female and as one is hitting it from the back the other is hitting it from the front and they high five over the girl creating a triangle as a pyramid

me and bob had a pyramid high five over a babe

by asdlkjlas January 28, 2017


five man rainbow

That feeling after you get bit by a rabies infested possum.

Went hunting with dad last weekend, and I'm pretty sure that was my first five man rainbow.

by Understandable July 22, 2017


five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.

Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing

by jetpants April 30, 2020