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An event in which a father-to-be as a bachelor party like event before the bundle of joy arrives
We are throwing mike a daddy shower, headed to a strip club, throwing back beers.... cuz you know we wont be able to do that once jr gets here
Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
When you shave your entire body in the shower
Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower
When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with
“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you
Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”
Guy 2: “Oh shit!”
Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you
he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower