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When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.
John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.
Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids
Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
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A shower belt is when a naughty little boy does naughty little things and gets the shit spanked outa him by his father wielding a belt.
That little Shit is getting the Shower Belt
A person that masturbates in the shower.
Did you hear about ____? They're a shower beater!
When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you
Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”
Guy 2: “Oh shit!”