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Literally jesus’s holy erected dick
“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”
When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"
It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive
i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive
I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner
i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner
A dog bone that looks like a dick.
*in a pet store*
"Oh my god, it's a literal boner!"
Watch as others stare at you awkwardly.
A romance/sex movie, hentai, or porno that is so bad or disturbing you don't get a boner or you stop having one during one or more of the parts that are bad.
Friend 1: So what did you think of 50 Shades of Grey?
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.
When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner
Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner
1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether
1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .
2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow