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That shitty 2014 game that took the world by shitstorm
You remember Cookie Clicker? You mean that shitty clicker game?
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Eat’n Park smiley cookies - Pennsylvania signature cookie Made fresh daily in their bakery, and hand iced. Each one is an original!
The Smiley Cookie was first produced by Warner's Bakery, a small bakery in Titusville, Pennsylvania. It was trademarked in 1987. The Smiley Cookie became so popular that it was added to the logo of Eat'n Park.
The Smiley cookie is a trademarked cookie that is distributed by the Eat'n Park Corporation of Homestead, Pennsylvania through their restaurants and online business, smileycookie.com. The signature Smiley Cookie was adapted from a cookie an employee enjoyed as a child.
Eat’n Park smiley cookies
Smiley is more than a cookie; he’s a life-sized representation of Eat’n Park’s commitment to making people smile. And we’re committed to bringing smiles to our guests and neighbors both inside and outside of our restaurants.
Where will Smiley and his Cookie Cruiser be next?
A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.
Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.
1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!
Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*
Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?
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giving a girl a seriously hard and thorough fucking. The kind that leaves her exhausted and sore.
I am going to pound her cookies into the dirt
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This is a term used to refer to people who push themselves into your house as soon as you let them put their put in the door. Metaphorically speaking. If you give someone an edge of hope or anything, they will try to take advantage of that and get more.
Sally: Ugh...so my prom date wants to take me out on a date. Like more than friends.
Brenda: Well, if you give a mouse a cookie...
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cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.
So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?
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Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
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