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To do this with, to, or at someone is to give them a very thorough beating. Combines the excessive violence of WWE: Smackdown with the hyperactivity (and reckless danger) of a Happy Fun Ball.
Well damn, they put anchovies on my pizza. Now I'm gonna have to do the Happy Smackdown dance with the delivery boy. I'd just finished cleaning the blood off my cluebat, too.
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This is an albino like white person that can be found with many guns. He has 2 normal legs and 1 extra that he uses as a kick-stand when he is aiming his gun. Mostly found in the Carolinas.
Hey look there Willy, look at it!! That's the Trigger Happy Tri Pod, we better get out of here!!
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First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say
Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!
Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays
Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!
AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty
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Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.
Lyrics:
I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
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When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!
Jen wears Happy Hooker Heels. Yeah baby! ;D
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Where your partner rolls you into a blanket and fucks you. Then you become a happy lil' sushi roll.
"My girl was sad last night so, I rolled her up and made her into a happy lil sushi roll"
Yo what is up you guys right now we're at mcdonalds, and it is currently 3 in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonalds at 3 in the morning, you can order the among us happy meal you guys, that's right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal, and there's a toy inside of among us- you can either be a crewmate, or it can be an impostor and if you guys do not know what among us is, you must be living under a rock you guys, this game is insane, ok? so you can play with a bunch of friends ok? like 8, i- i- i think it's up to 10 people you can play with, and there's impostors, and there's crewmates, and pretty much the impostor is trying to sabotage the whole game and trying to win
You can order the among us happy meal you guys, that's right, you heard, me, the among us happy meal. 😳😳