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human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.

Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.

by 01011110 October 5, 2017


Human incubator

A gestational carrier, also known as a surrogate. A woman who carries and “incubates” a non biological fetus until birth.

My sister acted as a human incubator and gave birth to my biological son.

by Baby Shark RN June 13, 2019

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A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 5, 2022


The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019


Human Ladder

Noun: Multiple people stacked on top of one another in order for another person to climb them to reach a higher area

The Survivor players created a Human Ladder to reach the higher platform.

by Hugh Jannis April 18, 2022


Humanity’s domination

A plan made by The leader of the rebellion to kill all of the demons in the head council building.

The leader of the rebellion: Humanity’s Domination is the only option left Norman. Accept it.
Norman: NEVER!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022


Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 23, 2024