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When ur mom says she doesn’t have alcohol in her cup and says to try it
You:what’s that
Mom: it’s just coke!
It's where you pin me against the wall, squeeze hard and kiss passionately touching me all over my body with gentle and then aggressive touches afterwards licking me to make me wet..
Jessica:Hey do You know what I had yesterday?
Lauren:what?
Jessica:Just regular horny time
-Awesome
A guy who does not care about anything.
Bro1: Bro look at the two couples.
Bro2: I do not care i'm just a chill guy.
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What you smilingly reply if a concerned passerby stops next to where you're exhaustedly sprawled out beside da road and asks if you need help.
Motorist, slowing down next to where a pedestrian is lying flat on da sidewalk: You sick or hurt, Buddy??
Pedestrian, giving a casual and appreciative flutter of his hand: Nah --- just resting --- thanks for stopping to check on me, anyway, though!
when life gets too complicated you just need to sit back and and realise that you are just a girl and you can make mistakes
i failed my driving test but i'm just a girl.