The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo
Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards
At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"
FF Drop Kick Is Where You Get Drop Kicked by a Fridge Freezer For Talking Shit
You Better Drop The Bullshit Before i Drop Kick You With A Fridge Freezer = FF Drop Kick
Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.
Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--
Girl *QQ*
you athletically kick someone when you falling you are style
Bro, did you just see Bruce Lee whip kicked the shit out of Betsy DeVos.
To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?
Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.
Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!
Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"
Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."