esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

fux u

Its like saying fuck u but its cuter and girlier

Taylor: yo u short LMAOOO
Lexi: fux u <3

Want to go home when u r already at home

Let's say you are at home chilling then you see one of your triggers and have a panic attack , you would feel homesick and want to go home even if you're at home.

- I wanna go home I wanna go home please I wanna go home
-do you Want to go home when u r already at home bro? It's alright calm down it's gonna be fine.

bitch u fo real

Commonly said when u fuck something up.

oops i fucked ur bitch. Bitch u fo real???

Luv U

Used for people early in a romantic relationship. Meaning I’m not sure how you feel about me, but I luv the way you make me feel about me. Used as flattery. Like I don’t LOVE you yet, but keep it up and this luv could turn into love.

I luv u. Maybe someday we fall in love and I wife you.

luv u

like ur very ugly

jenna: luv u

mike: that’s not what your mom said

u do u boo

When someone does something weird, but u ain’t gon be rude about, so u hit em’ with “u do u boo”

Kate: i like to sniff hair
me: “u do u boo”