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f8 is short for "fate". F + 8 = Fate.
A snake slithers towards you and bites you in the ankle. The venom drops you to the ground in 5 seconds.
You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.
You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
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Bisexual. F8 being the shortened form of "faight", which combines the two words "straight" and "fag".
PJ is f8. He sucks his boyfriends cock and then goes home and bangs his girlfriend.
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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow
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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
When you get so bored that you type all of your function keys backwards. Might as well keep typing in combinations to get new definitions that will probably say almost the exact same thing.
guy 1: I'm bored
guy 2: did you try f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 yet?
guy 1: yeah
guy 2: did you try typing in f12 f11 f10 f9 f8 f7 f6 f5 f4 f3 f2 f1?
guy 1: no, I still need to.