poop dot

splash of poo on face

when having anal sex with a girl. After pulling out of her, and with bits of poop (poo) on your dick, you then flick it over her face, leaving poop dots.

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poop status

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.

The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.

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Poops Mcgirdle

adj: The epitome of garbage; staight up trash

Marc: Yo bro, have you heard the new Fall Out Boy Cd?
Travis: Na, is it any good?
Marc: Na that shit is straight up Poops McGirdle, they sold out.

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Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.

Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.

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poop-net

the hair in the ass crack

he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net

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poop snout

When the shit coming out of the ass looks like a pig snout.

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poop boy

name used to describe anyone who cried at the ending of the classic movie Ice Age

Adam: Dude, are you fucking crying...to fucking ICE AGE???!!!

Poop Boy: These are tears of joy

Adam: whatever Poop Boy

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