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When you roll a nice, clean, small joint with dank weed that really packs a punch
I rolled a right wing dooey before the movie and the three of us were knocked out within 20 minutes!
When two men are having sex, the active one has the driver right
Let’s switch driver right
You have the driver right tonight
Nemo's right hand is extremely large and his penis is to.If you ever find a Nemo with a large hand stay with him because his dick is probably big.
Nemo's right hand was supposed to jerk off kong, but it really jerked of kenny kan.
I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.
HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭