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A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.
Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.
Like regular 69 except you eat each other’s ass
when your downtown for dinner and your surprised with a serving of asshole that’s a 69 salad
When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!
Someone that’s a picky eater even if it’s a salad
Don’t bring Mary to the party she’s such a salad picker
An abomination created in the 50's... It causes only pain and is neither a salad nor a loaf
"for Christmas Sarah made a salad loaf"
Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.