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a beating from the love truncheon
To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.
Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!
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Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.
Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love
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the worst word you could say when you're on a date.....
the dude:ey girl....
the girl:yes?
the dude:slap that ass >:D
the girl:i think i've gotta go bye :D (weirdo)
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To slap someone across the face with a slice of pizza. Like a bitch slap but with pizza, preferably with hot greasy pizza.
A fight broke out in the cafeteria and both kids laid down the pizza slap on each other and suffered burns to the face.
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When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.
Wow! Nick sure did get Chase with that Crap Slap.
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when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.
all this running is giving me slap nuts
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When someone's been in a fight and they've been hit in the head so much that it makes them act silly and crazy. Sort of like punch drunk.
After getting the crap beat out of him, he got so slap happy that he couldn't stop giggling, and he didn't know what was going on.
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