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Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018


smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019


smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 3, 2017


Gripe smoke

Griping and drama that could turn into something worse.

Percy and his/her gang would gripe at you like they were from Compton, or Southie, or at times they would almost seem like a child of a mixed marriage with a father from Compton and a mother from Southie, or a father from Southie and a mother from Compton, a product of both Southie and Compton, or whichever environment made them look tougher if people didn't buy them mixed together and thought this person sounds too rough to be true. Percy would make threats about the kind of gripe smoke that people that fucked with him/her would get.

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021


Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.

I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door

by Ryan America March 29, 2024


Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women

I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!

by FABEJBHUNT November 24, 2021


smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 17, 2023