GOATed is a word made from an acronym (G.O.A.T) that was made of words, “Greatest of all time”. GOATed is a display of the dumbed down, tone-deaf world we live in today. Examples of the stupidity on display in the form of simple minded, devolved sentence structure is: “He’s the most GOATed coach of all time”, which would translate to ‘He’s the most Greatest Of All Time-ed coach of all time’ which is just redundant, ignorant, and sad.
GOATed need never be made a word, since it originated as an acronym (G.O.A.T.) and then was turned back into a word. Also, saying “that’s lit” makes you a fuck face.
When you lose or get passed up by the G.O.A.T. (old musky middle aged man)
Man you suck!! You just got Goated
One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.
We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.
The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.
I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!
Another official name for Gordan King Ryan, who is the best no gi Brazilian Jiujitsu fighter in the world. There's no need for additional definition. Just remember, whenever you hear the term no gi goat, it is referring to Gordan King Ryan.
I saw no gi goat tonight at Pizza Nova
I am going to dress as no gi goat for Halloween
The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/