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Light Role

(cat.) One of the ten Leading Roles of the Prime beings. The Light Role has the power to glow a soft and warm glow, much like a candle. They are born around Hanukkah. But those who are lucky enough to be born on Hanukkah on a leap year, a rare birthday to have, also have the ability to be physically warm to the touch, just like a candle. The job of the Light Role is to help out when someone is lost in the dark, literally or mentally.

"And the person chosen to be the Light Role is... Vanca! Your job is to bring light to our planet."
"Thank you, sir."

by US-IL December 20, 2024


Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

by Nocustomdefinition June 27, 2019


Turn Out the Lights

l e a v i n g l a s t ? t u r n o u t t h e l i g h t s !

Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.

Appearance

Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.

Turn Out the Lights Is in Trevor Henderson

by Your bob August 31, 2022


The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan

Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022


lighting cunt

A broad that is so loose she pushes out kids like lighting!

"Mayn I was with this bitch last night and she was a lighting cunt."

by JD70 November 15, 2007


bar lighting phenomenon

finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting

“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”

by mary a. cole November 4, 2023


Chase me because I'm light skin syndrome

A trait & behavior exhibited by light skin women who think just because they're light skin, they're superior & better than everyone else.
They often have inflated egos, stink attitudes, are very obnoxious & arrogant & have the personality of a brick wall. It is said you should avoid these women even if they're really good looking since it's not worth the stress & headache.

Mike: this light skin girl I'm talking expects me to run her down like I'm a dog

Marcus: she has chase me because I'm light skin syndrome. Ediat girl that, lock it off bro

by Arron j smith March 8, 2023