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Something a guy will tell a girl to get her to sleep with him. (She usually laughs and thinks it's funny. It works better than getting angry.)
guy1-"I have blue balls..." teenage girl2-"awwww.. pooor baby... why don't you drop your pants down and let me suck you off!"
girl2-"My ex-boyfriend used to have blue balls all the time..." current boyfriend- slaps his face... gets angry because he hasn't had any in a few weeks.
girl2-"what's wrong baby?"
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The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.
Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls
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This is a conition where a male balls rest on the chin of a female while, the shaft is inserted into the oral region either by force or the craving of some little pirate hooker.
Girl: hey if there is balls on a wall are they walnuts?
Guy: yes dear they are!
Girl: well if there is nuts on my chest are they chesnuts?
Guys yes dear they are!
Girl:Well if there are balls on chin are they chinnuts?
Guy: HEll NO BITCH YOU GOTS A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!
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A nasty chafing of the nut sack region that causes the inflicted individual to walk in a monkey-like state.
Often caused by heavy sweating of the nether regions, combined with tight, ill-fitting clothes and excessive 70's style disco dancing.
From the look of that dude's apish stroll, he must have a nasty case of the monkey balls.
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Snow Ball is a character in George Orwell's book, "Animal Farm." (Snowball = Leon Trotsky.)
To be Snow Balled is to be removed from your position of influence though coercion. (Ideologies, socio-political standings...) The effect is compounded (Snowball effect.) after you are not present to defend your positions. Falsehoods are projected to defame the person being Snowballed.
This term is most commonly used in sales and other white collar professions.
(To force out though coercion.)
(Defamation of character.)
The roofer was snowballed by three different contractors to gain the contract.
The politician was snowballed by the Right wing making false claims of political standings in the Communist party.
"If you don't cooperate, the situation will snow ball." - (Coercive jargon)
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RECCHIN BALL is the nickname for Mark Recchi, a Canadian professional ice hockey right winger currently playing for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League, serving as an alternate captain. Currently, he is the oldest active player in the NHL and is the active leader in games played, in the top-10 all time overall.
Despite being 42, the RECCHIN BALL just fucked up 24 year old Tim Kennedy. Epic Beard Man can skate.
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