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A person whose personality and/or physical appearance is so vile and repulsive that it inconceivable that they originated in a human womb. The only explanation for their existence is that they spontaneously arose from a pile of mud and/or fecal matter.
Nancy Grace is a mud baby, and so is that annoying chubby woman on her show that quotes Shakespeare.
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The people who say our generation is the dumbest generation, yet their generation caused a global economic meltdown. It wasn't the Millennials buying up houses they couldn't afford and giving those loans out. It wasn't the Millennials racking up enormous credit card debt and creating a society based on material goods. (Despite their former Hippie days where they spurned materialism, these baby boomers have become the most materialistic generation).
They will suck us dry with exorbitant Medicare and Social Security costs, leaving no social safety net for those who are under the age of 40 as of 2010 officially screwed.
They will talk ten kinds of shit about how our generation is entitled, but recent research suggests we may be the most frugal generation since the 1930s due to the financial crisis that baby boomers started.
The people who make up the vast majority of Teabaggers and rail against the obscene spending they spurred on and even engage in on a regular basis. Thus, it is reasonable to assume these former far-left wingers and idealists are trying to reform society into their dystopian vision still held over from their Hippie days.
You can thank the baby boomers for destroying the society the Greatest Generation created.
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An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!
The young lady thought his chap looked like a babies arm gripping an apple.
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A man who has matured in years, but not in an emotional sense. If his inflated, fragile ego is crossed, he looks like he might have a crying fit, or might lapse into silent-treatment mode, or have an embarrassing tantrum in one way or another, not unlike that of an infant or a small child.
Usually the cause of his 'distress' is his significant other when she (or he) is not dedicating 100 percent of her (or his) time and attention to to the Diaper Baby. Sometimes 99.9 percent of time, attention, and flattery is not enough for a Diaper Baby. His infantile disposition can also be triggered by unpleasant yet petty and otherwise insignificant interactions with others, such as with co-workers; when receiving unsatisfactory customer service; when his dog doesn't gaze at him with a look of unconditional love 24/7, etc....
Husband: We should go out for dinner tonight. You deserve a break from all of this stress and I would love to treat you to something nice. Just us two, alone. I miss you honey. I need your love.
Wife: Sorry I've been gone all day, but I need to stay home and call people to let them know my mother just died. I also need to make her funeral arrangements. There's alot for me to deal with right now.
Husband: You never want to do anything with me!!! You don't care about me. You never did! This marriage is a joke!
You're only in it for the money!
Wife: I make more money than you and we went out three times this week before my mother died this morning.
Husband: I don't want to hear it! You don't love me. You never loved me!!!!
Wife: (to herself) Oh god, he's being an F'ing Diaper Baby again.
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esha baby or isha baby is a girl with a first name ending in isha/esha
who's your girlfriend?
miesha
aww man you got with another esha baby?
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Where the term - takes the biscuit becomes Punch's the baby
Example No.1
A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.
The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"
Example No.2
A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"
Example No.3
"Are you trying to punch the baby?"
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A term used to tell your younger friend she looks like a slut and needs to get there life in check
*Destiny walks out with her boobs hanging out*
Mackenzi: Destiny change you look like a baby prostitute
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