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When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.
That guy who says he wants to hang out but declines every time he is asked
Alexey is a mud ringer
When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
The act of getting crabs from anal sex
Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night
Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief
The act of sharting and queefing on your period, shooting crap and blood out on ones face.
She gave me a messy strawberry mud pie on our first date.
Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.
Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.