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punch my muffin

another term for sexual intercourse

1. annoying, sweaty football player: I totally punched that girl's muffin last night. score!
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.

by eileen! September 23, 2007

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1-2 punch

two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists

She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.

by The Return of Light Joker May 1, 2009

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scorpion punch

a scorpion punch is also a pinch or a stinging sensation.

Man! I really got a scorpion punch on my arm!

by Jeffrey Paul July 26, 2005

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atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick March 26, 2016

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Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012

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Australian death punch

During sexual intercourse with a female who is an diabetic, you pull her pump off, punch them in the face, and then stick it in her ass.

Ryan showed her the australian death punch last night.

by i Am Mekanix November 11, 2020

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Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.

β€œMy friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch”

by Gladium15 April 12, 2022

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