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A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.
Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.
When ones form teacher requests ones contact book and one does not reveal ones order marks.
"sir i havent done anything"
"stop talking!"
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What happens when Chubby Bubby and Tally Wally are together.
Lets just say they have lots of fun...
When Tally Wally and Chubby Bubby are together in class they become what is known as ✨special squared✨
When you are jerking-off late at night whilst listening to Peter Frampton's seminal live album "Frampton Comes Alive".
That extended talk-box solo in "Do You Feel Like We Do" really gets my rocks off when I'm taking in Peter Frampton's Late Night Special.
Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson
80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.
Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?
Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!
when your banging a pig in the butt and fingering her at the same time, you have to step on her head and simutaniously give her a fish hook.
Dude i was slamming this pig and nothing seemed to phase her, so i pulled the special ruby tuesday on her. Shes been calling ever sense!
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An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.
"God does mmph play mppphhh."
"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"
-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.
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