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What did you get johnny for christmas?
I got him some candles.
Oh, you got him some fagget sticks. i'm sure he's gonna love that winning present. Last time i checked he wasn't a fugdepacker.
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Dude, if you don't quit bothering me I'm gonna get out the whoop stick.
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n. a dong that scrapes the floor
My roddick stick is 3 inches...from the ground.
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Someone mean or rude. You hate them. They have done some thing very insulting.
Friend 1: I told him I liked him but he said he wouldn't go out with me because l don't have a good body.
Friend 2: What!? Your not even fat, you have a perfect body?
Friend 1: No, he means I need a bigger butt and bigger boobs.
Friend 2: Omg I can't believe he said that, he is such a Butthole on a stick
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After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.
Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!
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Wow Nicole, I would really love to go for a ride on Mike's Disqo Stick
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stick licker is synonomous with the term cocksucker. A person who like to suck dick.
Brett sure is a stick licker and an excellent pillow biter.
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