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Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you
he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower
when someone takes their phone into the shower and is on it for long periods of time (snapping ppl, watching shows, tiktok etc…)
“Do you bring your phone into the shower?”
“Yeah”
“Dude you’re such an L shower bot”
When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.
John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.
Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids
Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
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this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden