the call is coming from inside the house

when someone says something that is hypocritical, metaphor for self sabotage

friend #1: “some of yall must’ve interpreted this part wrong..”
friend #2: “the call is coming from inside the house girl!”

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Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

The flaming homosexual's response when someone says "I feel like I've run a marathon".

Exhausted person: I feel like I've run a marathon.

Shirtlifter: Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

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Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

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after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

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Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0

A recently released (November 2022) game that is a sequel/revamp to Call of Duty: Warzone. This game either makes you feel like a literal god or a mentally stunted 4 year old. Not to mention the new DMZ gamemode where dying makes you lose all your shit. Little Timmy can ruin your day by running you over on your last match of the night when you were seconds away from a successful exfil. That is, if you can even make it to exfil before the AI with literal aimbot can wipe your squad with two bullets from 1,000,000 meters away. But, look! You can get Ghost (from modern warfare 2!!!) for the low, low price of $99.99

"Hey, you tryna hop on Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 later?"

"Thanks, but I'd rather kill myself."

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Just Going With The Plays That Are Called

A phrase that could be used in any context to avoid an icky situation. Used by Terrell Owens

Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.

Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.

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a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

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