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somebody who believes in God, the son, and the holy spirt. And the bible
my friend is a Christian which means he follows christ .
A psychological damaged boy who tends to chase females that he will never have a chance with. Resulting in him consulting the said females friends until their breaking point. Followed by not ever getting the girl. oh and did i mention he is talking to at least six other girls during the time of these unfathomable events.
So Leo showed me a video of jared and joe like fist fighting and i saw it was from december 22nd so i was like omg i was snap chatting jared then that’s so funny blab blah whatever. and then jared was like yeah that was night christain and morgan we’re getting it on right there on my couch and i like laughed it off whatever.
THEN I REALIZED
christian has the audacity. to literally. Tell me how he’s in love with me, i’m the only girl ever, all the blah blah nonsense. Then when i hang out with jared he freaks, proceeding to call me a dumb slut and that i’m the only girl ever blah blah. all while he was getting on with morgan only three nights before. now that my friend, is a classic christian
the most wonderful husband-material like person; love of MY (the person writing this definition) life; soulmate; best person ever
hello, i would like u to meet christian but don't get too close cuz he's mine LOL ok bye
christian is this hot guy and he makes eye contact with you 24/7. you hope he likes you but your not for sure. he lives on a dairy farm but he’s not a farmer kid at all. he’s really hot.
Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??
Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
He's a fat fuck, who preys on girls who beats his schmeat to super smash bros characters.
look at the Christian over there, blind as fuck!
the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates
1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do
2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that