Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

And a half

Typically it refers to a child that's halfway through one age and on to the next with in 6 months

Emma will be 6 and a half tomorrow

half jig

One half jig is equal to one halg gallon of hard liquor whose dollar value is less than twenty commonly vodka or whiskey substitute (grain nuetral spirits and some added whiskey for flavor) this term is commonly used by the modern american hobo dirty kid tramp

Yo boxcar take this twin to the bodega and get me a half jig and some train food!

Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

Half Boobs

When girls have a larger cup size but seemingly small boobs

Yeah, she might wear a D but she has half boobs.