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When you look at your past schoolwork/use Google to help you on a test or anything to do with school. It's not cheating.
Person 1: Why are you looking up the answers? That's cheating!
Person 2: I'm just using my resources!
Person 1: Oh, you're right!
Person 2: You should be using your resources too.
1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.
2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"
2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
when a friend or associate incessantly stalks you with a shitload of texts, emails and/or phone calls;
when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit
having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person
susan: what the hell, doesn't he get it? My phone is blowing up and he keeps facebooking me every 5 minutes
sandy: that dude is all up on your tit
susan: no shit
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An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.
As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
Daryl Kerrigan to opposing counsel, after winning court case: "Suffer in your jocks!"
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when something has gotten passed your defenses and disrupts your train thought. in most cases it is a person, however non living things could be applied. introduced by the esteemed Dr. Octagonecologyst, when someone is in your corner, its like saying check in a game of chess"
Example 1
You better watch out bitch, I'm in your corner!!!
example 2
Bryan:ey cliff what you up to?
cliff: geometry is so in my corner right now.
Bryan: fuuuuhx, aight late!!
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A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.
A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend
A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend
A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend
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