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An extremely attractive middle aged man, usually the father of a person named Gavin.
Oh man, Gavin's Dad is really hot.
(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
A dad is the one you cherish most. with the spunky attitude of a teen, but a pure warm heart, they always know what to say and absolutely hate when people they care for or don't even know are down. When Dad makes a mistake he realizes it and doesn't stop making things right until hearts and relationships are mended. They have a hard working trait always to make you feel welcomed. Everyone loves their dad
My dad is the best person to exists!
The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad
A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.
My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago
someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams