Breaking up doesn't have to be difficult. We are all jackasses.
Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
DUMP DONKEY
Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.
When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
The process one undertakes when taking a dump whilst on the toilet. The term has come increasingly into use with the advent of social networking sites that can result in some people spending hours, or even days, just dumping physical memory with little need to leave the room. If you try this it is recommended that you bring some water and some sandwiches with you to avoid thirst or starvation.
John: Who's in the toilet?! I've been waiting ages!
Jack: One sec...
Cindy: I'd give up John, he's on his laptop and crapping at the same time.
John: Ohhh, I understand now, I didn't know he was dumping physical memory.
The act of defecating during sexual intercourse.
I took a hump dump while Erick was hitting it from behind