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Me! Greatest mind to ever live!
Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."
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When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball
That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban
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A book that will probably rip out your soul.
Friend: How was the The Fault In Our Stars.
You: I fucking cried...and it ripped my soul.
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When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.
Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.
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The kid in drafting class who takes everything seriously, while the rest of the class sits back and plays on the computer.
"did you see joe in anders class?"
"yeah, he is a real Drafting All-Star"
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Brawl stars Violence is a club in the game Brawl stars. In this club you have fun, whether chatting or gaming together! The club is called solely ”Violence” in Brawl stars!
Person 1: Which club are you in Brawl stars?
Person 2: Brawl stars violence! That club is awesome! Wanna join?
Person 1: Maybe, what can you do?
Person 2: Well, you can have fun conversations in the chat, and also play with each other! We are all very polite and loyal here. What are you waiting for?
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A Star Trek Nerd is someone who hates the Bible and believes that the earth is a supersonic spinning spaceball that evolved over billions of years. Star Trek nerds also love NASA and believe that science fiction is reality.
"Jeffery is a little Star Trek nerd who believes that the earth is a ball"
"Haha, hey look at all of these Star Trek nerds over here wearing their I 💗 NASA t-shirts"
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