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When the Mrs knows your getting paid tommorrow so she throws a leg in the hope you'll throw her some coin.
The Mrs knew i was getting paid tommorrow so she gave me the old payday fuck then asked me for a crisp pineapple in the morning. Hadnt had sex since last payday.
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fuck me daddy hoyo
This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
That fucking bitch ass dog
A slang term for a dumb mother fucker who really does not understand they are a dumb mother fucker.
After a lame conversation I had to say, “He is such a fuck knuckle”.
A more poignant or harsher word for the abusing the common wanker/tryhard/yuppie douche-canoe
You're porno movies are on the shelf next to that fuck-knuckle with his shirty goatee in the corner
A man with such a small dick that all it feels like when he fucks a woman is him fucking her with the knuckle on his fist.
HER: Enough playing around stick it in already
HIM: What you talking about Willis? It is in!
HER: I should have known you'd be a fuck knuckle.
A person so dumb they can't tell the diffrence of a penis or finger and think the knuckle on a finger is the end of the dick head.
That bitch was so gross I couldn't get hard. So I fucked her with my finger and told her I have a small dick. She said the end of my head was big she is so dumb what a fuck knuckle