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when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off
guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood
girl:i know
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fat lunch that loves cock and ellen
steve you're such a ben madin-uden, how the hell do you know ellen?!
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Ben Abbots is a disease suffered by the students of Chipping Norton school, mostly seen in the 6th form, it can materialize as a rash or spots, and can take many years to be free of the disease, sometimes you are stuck with the disease forever,
some people will also suffer from Luke Davies disease at the same time, as both disease can simultaneously infect the body through the ear, suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies disease at the same time can lead to diarrhoea, constipation and possible spleen failure.
Ben Abbots disease can be treated with antibiotics or more commonly with the herbal patch "tashorheo" which can be purchased from most pharmacies.
When suffering from both Ben Abbots disease and Luke Daives disease it can be much harder to become free of the disease, it usually takes at least 1500ml of diet coke every day for 8 months along with 40kg of pringles a month along side a spoon full of sugar,
side effects to Ben Abbots disease and the Ben Abbots disease and Luke Davies Disease combination include an uncontrollable need to shout out random banter, describe visually sexual acts with surrounding peoples mothers and the compulsive need to put your hand in peoples faces and Shout "Face"
Me and Natasha both contracted Ben Abbots Disease It was very painful. Alice caught Ben Abbots Disease, she still has not recovered
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When a man stands with his legs apart and moves his hips from side to side so that his balls and penis hit the inside of his legs causing a load smacking sound.
Swigart gets turned on when he see Danza Ringing Big Ben.
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An expression comes from Hebrew
means "somthing very very very good"
refering to object with high value or discribe somthing very best
She: "how was your Falafel? "
He: " wow... pshshshsh.. Mashehu Ben Zona ! "
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To keep it 100. Give 100% to your daily. always grindin.
Dude 1: " Bro im chasin this money; I'm meeting with 3 clients, have a ton of sales calls to do, and I am getting 3 contracts back. "
Dude 2: " That's whats up man. Stayin busy. "
Dude 1: " No doubt. I keep it Ben Franklin. "
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An Internet creeper, someone who makes inappropriate and lewd sexual advances towards another individual in a public forum.
Dude! Quit Ben Jonesing the ladies! They don’t appreciate unwanted sexual advances from creepy guys on the internet. That’s no way to treat a person!
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