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Your average child predator. Like to snort all drugs. He also is the type of person to eat a child.
Josh is a homosexual
Someone who is in love with Pamela Anderson
Oh look it’s Josh talking about how he wants to marry Pamela Anderson for the eight time this week
Someone who is obsessed with Pamela Anderson
Oh look it’s Josh talking about how he wants to marry Pamela Anderson for the eighth time this week
Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!
That Josh sure is a Wise man!!
Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad
Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni
Josh is fun, outgoing and dramatic. Josh was born in a swamp. He emerged like a mossy swan. Josh doesn't forget where he comes from but tries to forget by buying designer handbags. When Josh is down he wraps his Chanel bag in a blanket and holds it close to him. We all know a Josh. We like Josh. Josh wears speedos all year round. He is strong, handsome and kind. His tank tops are cut into two lines barely covering his manly bosom. Josh also eats a lot of Taco Bell. So much so he can be their ambassador.
If you have a Josh in your life you are one lucky SOB.
"Omg Josh has two gordita crunch wraps in his Chanel bag!"