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Someone that is good at eating WhoHa!
Friend: How was your date last night??
Other Friend: Girllll... He was a Pearl Master!
See also: "Eternal Suffering"
The place I used to work at.
A shitty pizza place in the local Mayfield Heights Ohio area. It's expensive as fuck for shitty food, as well as salads which people wanna get even though they're going to a fucking pizza place. The employees all seem to have their lives in a shitshow and are all on a fast track to hell.
The food can be decent or disgusting and that's it. An easy employment to get since they're always extremely underemployed, especially if you want to hate your life, cause you'll get hired from showing up to the interview and immediately start getting overwhelmed. Working there is hell. Your coworkers don't help with shit and will lie to try to lay their work on you, and call off last minute so you have to work more cause you didn't want to die enough already.
You can expect to be extremely overworked even if no one ever comes into the fucking resturaunt. And no matter what time your shift ends at, you can expect to get out 2-4 hours later plus your 30 minute to 1 hour clean up time, cause fuck you.
Overall a crap place. Don't work here if you wanna enjoy your job or life.
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Jim: "Hey, I'm looking for a job that will easily hire me, pay me minimal wages, and overall really just make me wanna kill myself."
Carl: "Oh, well have you applied to Master Pizza?"
Jim: "You think they can meet those requirements?"
Carl: "Of course! It's such a shitty place that your expectations will instantly be met, plus way more stuff to make you wanna die!"
2.
Sindy: " Hey I'm really hungry, can we get some food?"
Bob: "Sure. What are you in the mood for?"
Sindy: "I'm really in the mood for shitty pizza. But I'm not sure we have any shitty pizza places in our area."
Bob: "I know! We can get Master Pizza!" They make crap pizza that you'll hate."
Sindy: "That's a wonderful idea!"
this is someone who kins the master of the mustiest of musts
tecctietone
or tectone
this guy
this fella right
here
is the mustiest person on earth
MUSTY
must check
teccietone right there
"is he serioulsy a master musty kinnie"
"yeah.. kinda musty.. kinda leave him dead alone in a ditch and wait for the rats to eat his face off.. kinda musty..."
the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon
simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"
A troll of extremely high skill who manages to either instigates or engages in flame wars or controversy on a ridiculous scale, especially while putting an either absurdly low or high amount of effort into the task.
Sarah: OMG! My instagram page has been banned, a riot happened at my party and we've been arrested all because Jeff commented on my post!
Sarah's lawyer: Yup, that sounds like something a true master baiter such as Jeff would do...
A master baiter is a person who's a master at baiting; fishing, hunting, etc.
A baiter who has mastered the arts of baiting. Used commonly among peers when there is a successful fishing session.
Master baiter: Dude! Did you see that load that just went up?
Dude: Hell yeah, that was a lot of fish. You're really a master baiter by now!