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A very large, ribbed metal penis. It isn't attached to a person but yet has a mind of its own. It enjoys penetration of all sorts.
A dark shadow fell across the land, and everyone knew that the mecha peni had arrived.
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Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.
Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.
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a 40 foot long appendage on a whale
the whale penis is over 40 feet long
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an asshole dick or douche
when you fuck a girl in the ass and you penis looks it has dirt on it
dude he is such a dirty penis
bill: aw man i fuck my girl in the ass and she gave me a dirty penis
jack: that sucks man
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Coming into contact with a penis by proxy, especially a problem in mens toilets when someone doesnt wash their hands. Ie they last touched their own penis before touching the door handle on the toliet exit and you have to touch the same handle. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
"Wash your hands for gods sake, I'm not touching any proxy penis"
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The greatest of all the porn Wizards. Famous for his roles in the "Hairy Twatter" movies.
Penis Bumbledorf has guided Hairy Twatter in his quest to become a great wizard.
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