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I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.
When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.
My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!
Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.
A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection
or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!
pal: you noticed <3
mother-stalker : dont i always? :)
pal:ha ha ha
mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that Fillip killed himself.
Guy 2: Yeah he blamed that Fuckings mother.
it was made from ur mom gay deep in Japan and forged to make the strongest comeback of all tim
Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*
Even worse than ur sister a mister
Bob-ur mom gay
Carl-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Carl-ur grandpap a trap
Bob-ur sister a mister
Carl-UR BROTHER A MOTHER
THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME EXPLODES