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when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz
do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.
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Occurs when a man is giving a woman oral, and places a slice of cheese on a woman's vagina, lets it melt, and proceeds to eat the cheese off.
Dale: You ever have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Brennan: Like the food?
Dale: No the position
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A woman who gives head to her boyfriend/husband whilst making him a sandwich by juggling the contents up into the air and into the sandwich.
The man will demand the woman to suck his penis, then he will demand she make him a sandwich, whilst continuing with the sexual act, then whilst she begins to make the sandwich he will request she juggle the contents into the sandwich. Before finally telling her to feed him the sandwich, whilst continuing to give the man head.
Man: 'YO BITCH GIVE ME A WOMAN SANDWICH JUGGLER NOW!!!!'
Dumb ass woman slave: 'Yes hunni, I will give you head and juggle a sandwich for you right now.'
Man: 'Good, because my sweaty chode needs some loving...and i'm hungry'
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The act in which, You and a close Boi sneak a toast filled toaster into the Movie theater bathroom. Plug in the toaster and take out the toast. Then while your friend urinates in the handycapped toilet you must shit on to each piece of toast. Following you must both eat the shit toast, then put your middle finger into the urine filled toilet. Then Finally toss the plugged in toaster into the toilet, resulting in both of your deaths.
Yo, bro you wanna go make a “Boston Deli Sandwich” later? I’ve got a toaster.
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What you feed to your employees in order to force them to conform to your dictator style ignorance when covering for your inept leadership skills
"John, would you mind creating a spreadsheet of this information cock meat sandwich. I am incapable of writing it down myself."
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When you fuck your bitch for 3 hours straight and you need a sandwich but your dick is to tender to walk so you tell her to make you one.
"yo bitch, I nailed you so long I deserve my 3 hour sandwich."
"fuck your tender dick"
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To be giving a knuckle sandwich (two hands and a penis in the anus) and remove the penis and replace with the tip of an old crow whiskey half gallon bottle.
Bro, I gave this spitter a knuckle crow sandwich last night.
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