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A very very long sausage
If you know what I mean
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The cutest ferret in the world
“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”
A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours
Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing
Have you achieved The Long yet?
Have you become one with the Long?
Should have been the main character in Harriet Tubman: The Movie.
Ben: My favorite character is Bigger Long.