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The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.
"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"
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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
A mythical creature who roams the streets of Philadelphia and persuades homeless junkies to sell their souls for pocket change under a legally binding contract. The Great Incesto is also rumored to have magically flown these "homeless junkies" into the sky and given them the ass raping of their life. It is also believed that The Great Incesto is the mother and brother of all homeless junkies, hence the name "Incesto". Contrary to textbooks and popular belief, The Great Incesto never carries his sodomy in a magic bag.
"Hey man, did you give that crackhead any money?"
"Fuck that, I'd rather watch him get his ass raped by The Great Incesto and His Flying Sodomy for 45 cents.
The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.
Howdy, y’all! Get your porkers ready, because it’s International When Pigs Fly Day!
To give someone a fair or equal chance at attempting something highly difficult.
You'll never make that - we're skipping your attempt". "Come on, fair pluck of the low-flying crow, mate!
The snowboard money is in the drone landing pad
The snowy green is the same as the flying protection Is code