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man numbers

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".

No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.

by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010


Fourth Man

The fourth man is the person who simultaneously tosses salad and licks the sounddock in a sounddock salad.

This is often used as a hyperbole.

I would rather be the fourth man the rest of my life than help you with your math homework.

by captb3a August 6, 2010


muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

by olleitiv December 21, 2013


Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.

I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man

by Spiderlocnow August 14, 2019


Grammar Man

Someone who corrects another persons grammar but then turns around and messes up themselves.

(Guy 1): Man this is so fun.
(Guy 2): So much fun you mean, you am welcome.
(Guy 1): Thanks Grammar Man.

by xStunnah September 13, 2016


Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 8, 2019


man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014