A term to describe a unplanned and sometimes sudden drinking session entered into while on ether a "casual lunch" or during "work lunch".
This occasion is mostly accompanied by the quote of the Alan Jackson song "It's Five O' Clock Somewhere"
person - screw this job im gona go get drunk
workmate - Drunk Lunch?
person - yep
workmate - ow hell it's five o' clock somewhere
When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger
dont you drive a drunk badger any way?
A guy named Ben who references his penis
I hope my fingers are stronger than my Drunk Bennis.
Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.
I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.
The state of obsessions and hysteria created by having the ability to create various types of slime with Elmer’s Glue, Activator and mix-ins. Usually found in a house covered with sprinkles, glitter, mica powder, foam balls and shaving cream.
Woah, your house looks like an extremely flamboyant unicorn exploded in it….
Yes, my daughter is slime drunk.
The state of being a programmer enters after many hours of sustained work. While code drunk the programmer may find it hard to converse with people in anything but short sentences, may have trouble operating vehicles and will generally walk around in a tired haze.
After many hours working on the new app Jill was so code drunk she had a hard time speaking to the waiter at the restaurant to order dinner. The waiter assumed that Jill had been drinking.
When you're so tired in the morning that you are less useful than someone who is drunk.
Sean had to stay up untill 2 am studying. He didn't get much sleep, and because of that, he's bed drunk