Your very bored, you typed mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq.
Your quite bored indeed, you typed qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm.
Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1
I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!
When you shart yourself so badly and so much that it creates a hole in your pants and the shit goes flying through the hole.
My grandpa did a massive Slabdrill and posted it on Facebook to impress all the local grandmas.
Your bored, you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
You are EXTREMELY bored, you typed qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy
Someone who is in a state of extreme annoyance and melancholy who will act on (usually bad) impulse.
John was a ulyritha when I roasted his dead mother.