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when you have to piss real bad
is that bathroom open i'm about to piss on this carpet,my balls are on fire.
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While lying on a floating lounge chair in the pool you pee straight upwards and wave the stream around through the air, thus getting it all over you. This mimics the look of a fire boat with its water jets at full blast, putting out a fire. This is most easily accomplished by a male, though a female could attempt with some practice and contortion.
I was bored the other day, so I gave myself a fire boat salute in the pool.
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A gaint fire usually made in the back yard where you roast marshmellows or hotdogs.
We are making a bomb fire in the backyard tomorrow.
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A sexual activity that includes going dirrhea into the woman's mouth. Then duct tape her mouth shut, and continue to tickle her until there is a steady flow of dirrhea coming out of her nose.
Yo, I heard Dave made Jessica a Japenese Fire Dragon last night.
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a person with red hair, freckles and pale skin.
because he is a albino fire monkey noone will ever like him.
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A fire breathing dragon is if when receiving oral sex, at the point of orgasm, the man grabs the back of the person's head and jams it down causing the person to choke, and hopefully, the semen will make it's way up the nasal passage and out of the person's nose. This is a fire breathing dragon.
I accidentally gave my significant other a fire breathing dragon when she started gagging on my load, and it came out of her nose! It was hot.
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The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.
Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.
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