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Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.
At the circus I saw contortion
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twist or bend out of its normal shape.
James contorted every object around him
The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.
Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."
Molly: " That would be fun!"
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"Did Contort leave again?"
"Yeah, this is the third time this month."
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The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
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When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.