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Lol

When used as a response in text, while being followed and preceded by no other word, there is a 75 percent chance it means " fuck off". 24 percent chance of meaning "I'm so fucking boring I can't think of anything else to say" and a 1 percent chance of meaning "you're funny"

When used with other word, there is a 70 percent chance of meaning " I'm trying to play it chill lighten the mood and sound friendly" 29 percent chance of having no meaning, and 1 percent chance of meaning " I just laughed out loud"

Bob: hey I need someone to talk to right now. My mom died 9 months ago but before she died she was raped. Now I have a host baby brother and he just took a shit on my desk. I want to remove it but my hand just passes through. How do I remove ghost poop from my desk help my gf is cumming over in 5 minutes!!!!
Jacob: lol

by hotguy108 May 29, 2016


lol

a word that is commonly used when texting, short for laugh out loud; shows amusement

I saw that cat, lol
lol that was nice

by canieatyourtonails January 8, 2022


lol

1. abbreviation for "laugh out loud", this is most commonly used.

2. abbreviation for "lots of love", this is not as common and will anger people easily.

1.

dude one: hey man! that kid totally ate shit on that skateboard!

dude two: lol! thats some funny shit

2.
(this is in an IM chat room)
joey: my cat just got hit by a truck...

old lady: lol.

joey: wtf! you crazy old bitch!

by HunterHomicide November 28, 2010


lol

lol is an abbreviation for "Laugh out loud" and more annoyingly, "Leauge of Legends".

For example, if you Google it, all you'll see is fucking League of Legends gameplay.

1. "I get the joke, lol."
2. "I can't do homework right now, I'm playing LoL."

by SHITIMDEADAGAIN May 10, 2016


lol

People that have bad spelling grammer or just lazy to say laughing out loud duh

Lol he was lol that pic tho

by bad grammer hater October 20, 2015


Lol

If you don't know this your dumb it's Laugh out loud

And I was like lol

by I'm a kid Ik internet slang September 12, 2016


lol

A bald guy with his hands up in the air in excitement.

George: Excited for the Weird Al concert tomorrow?
David: lol

by YOUAINTNUTHINBUTAHOUNDDOG November 19, 2016