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When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
International day of nudes from a girl friend
Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?
Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!
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when you do cool things in fallout new vegas
player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen
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• slap them every time they do it
• tell them to stop
• seduce them
• kiss them
• punch the fuck out of them
• slap them run away and slap them again
someone: N-Word people who are this race is dumb and ugly
me: *SLAP*
and thats how to stop someone from being racist
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1. Jamar comes from afar
2. Ala akbar
3. Something u say when u come from afar
i ran 3 k to beat someone in a race. when i did i yelled My name is jamar i come from afar.
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Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
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A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.
A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.
BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.
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