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the vagina , also known as uncle willys diving well.
It was a dark lonely night , Sally looked at me intently. Did i dare enter the happy fun hole of mystery?
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On April 15 , we come together and celebrate the day where Lexi turns older !
Lexi slave #1 : Hey guys I heard it’s Happy national Lexi day
Lexi slave #2: Isn’t that on April 15? Where we celebrate her birthday?
Lexi slave #1: Yeah
1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.
Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.
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Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!
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Helen's phrase, created on new years eve of 2004.. she was extremly drunk and on her way to paralytic..too much of the old vodka i think :-P !
Helen staed this, when i asked her how she was..shortly before falling into my bath and collapsing onto my bed.. appualing behaviour helen! Of course, jan was completely sober :-)...!
Jan - Are you ok helen?
Helen - happ as a goldfish in the sea!!
Jan - okk then?
Helen - Wouldn't a goldifhs die in the sea, it's salty?
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when someone gets happy slapd its an unexpected crack and your mate films it on his phone. its usualy moshers as their a walkin target. you dont wana get slapd then dont draw attention to your self simple.
slap someone, film it, watch it later and laugh = happy slap
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a famous cleaning company on Maui
Aloha happy birthday Many Happy returns
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